Taxi Summers ([info]unsi_sempai) wrote,

R U REDDY 4 LORVBLORGS


8:42 I'm dressed as Sexy Joe Biden and I'm ready to go!
8:51 Last week the debate was "ostensibly" about foreign policy. Thanks, C-Span!
9:01 WTH where's my dang debate?
9:02 Sound isn't snyched up on C-Span - oh wait, there it goes
9:02 There we go!
9:03 Palin blows a kiss
9:03 Biden: "Worst economic policies we've ever had", deregulation, etc.
9:04 Biden: Oversight, home owners, investors, ceos don't benefit, focus on middle class
9:05 Palin: KIDS' SOCCER GAME and FEAR
9:06 Palin: McCain sounded a warning bell
9:07 Biden: took the "controversial" position of being against domestic violence
9:08 Sarah Palin keeps SMILING
9:08 Palin: American workforce the greatest in this world!!
9:09 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
9:09 "neither of you really answered that"
9:09 Palin: Predator lenders, JOE SIX PACK
9:10 Palin: Don't live outside our means
9:11 Biden: McCain was "surprised" about a subprime mortgage problem
9:11 side note - oh man, I hate the free market
9:12 Joey... Danko?
9:12 DARN RIGHT WE NEED TAX RELIEF DONCHA KNOW
9:13 Biden can't believe this shit
9:14 Peanut gallery: "[Joe Biden] is making eyes at Gwen Ifill"
9:14 Biden: Palin didn't answer the question
9:14 Palin: I'm still on the tax thing, I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER THE QUESTION THE WAY YOU OR THE MODERATOR WANTS TO HEAR
9:15 Ifill: You wanna talk about taxes, let's talk about taxes. Biden: ~wink~
9:17 Biden: middle class middle class middle class, wealthy don't need more tax breaks, HOLY ST. REAGAN invoked by Biden, dang
9:17 Palin just called Biden a commie, I think?
9:18 Palin: I memorized some details!!! on health care!
9:19 Biden grins every time I knows he can NAIL a question
9:19 Biden: "Gwen, I don't know where to start"
9:20 Biden: Barack Obama, I mean, John McCain
9:20 OH NO JOHN MCCAIN IS TAXING MY HEALTH CARE BENEFIT
9:21 ULTIMATE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE, ziiiiiiiiiiiing "Ultimate sick burn of the evening" - [info]tragic_ohara
9:22 Rachel's gettin' me a beer <3
9:22 Biden calls tax shelters unpatriotic <3
9:23 C'mon Palin, you can read those crib notes
9:23 I HAD TO TAKE ON THOSE OIL COMPANIES, THAT WASN'T GONNA HAPPEN IN MY STATE, BLESS THEIR HEARTS
9:24 Biden's doin' that "bullshit" scratchin' his neck movement
9:24 Palin: My own area of expertise, and that's energy
9:25 Biden is completely owning this windfall tax question
9:26 Palin: "more revelations made aware now of Americans"
9:27 Palin: "a toxic mess on Main Street that's affecting Wall Street"
9:29 Palin: WHOA LETS TALK ABOUT ENERGY AND SUPPLIES OF ENERGY ALL OVER THIS GREAT LAND (n.b. - the question is about homeowners in bankruptcy)
9:30 Palin: "We're not giving energy company tax breaks"
9:31 Palin: "I'm not one to attribute every man... every activity of man to the climate"
9:21 Palin: "How are we going to get there to positively affect the impacts"
9:32 Palin: "Conserving... our hydrocarbons"
9:32 Biden: "If you don't understand what the cause is, it's virtually impossible to come up with a solution."
9:33 Exporting clean energy technology is actually a pretty good idea
9:34 Palin: "The chant is 'Drill Baby Drill' because people are so hungry for" goddamnit I can't even finish here
9:34 Palin: Senator O'Biden; raping the intercontinental shelf!!!
9:37 Biden "absolutely" supports same-sex couples <3
9:37 Biden said "same sex marriage", goddamn
9:37 Palin: traditional definition of marriage aaa fuck you
9:38 Biden doesn't support gay marriage :( neither does Obama :( god I miss Kucinich :(
9:39 but at least, civil rights
9:39 Biden gearing up for the attack in re: the surge
9:41 Peanut gallery: "Wow, she really memorized that one"
9:42 Biden: "For John McCain, there is no end in sight to end this war."
9:44 Palin going after Biden's son, can of worms right there
9:45 Biden: John McCain has been dead wrong
9:45 What kind of question is "what's worse, a nuclear Iran or an unstable Pakistan"? It's like the "would you rather have to smell your own butt all day or never be able to close your eyes" lunchroom question
9:47 Biden: "oh btw, that's where BIN LADEN lives"
9:48 ACK-MUH-DEN-I-JAD
9:49 "good conversation with [Henry Kissinger]" :shivers:
9:49 hate America? Women's rights? jeez
9:49 Oh man, I've got the loveyest dog next to me right now <3
9:51 John McCain wouldn't even sit down with the government of Spaiiii-nuh
9:52 Palin: "Second Holocaust"
9:52 Peanut gallery: "OBAMA SUPPORTS A SECOND HOLOCAUST"
9:53 Biden: "It has been an abject failure, this administration's policy"
9:54 Palin: "I'm so encouraged to know that we both love Israel"
9:56 Oh, Biden opened the "other nations hate us" can of worms
9:56 Palin: "Nuclear weaponry, of course, would be the be all and end all of so many people.. on this planet"
9:57 Palin memorized another world leader, even if she did call him "Kim Jung Ull". p.s. Can we talk about Afghanistan a little?
9:57 Implement the "surge principles" in Afghanistan???
9:59 John McCain voted against the "nuclear. test. ban. treaty."
10:00 I'm just sayin', Biden's got kind of a Tyra Banks cadence. "America's. Next. Top. Model." There's your pop culture for tonight
10:02 Biden: Bosniaks? I think he's thinking about Apple co-creater Steve Wozniak. I love that guy.
10:03 Biden: "I don't have a stomach for genocide when it comes to Darfur." Implying that he's for other forms of genocide?
10:06 Drinkin' some Laphroaig because I showed up dressed as Sexy Joe Biden
10:07 Also the other guy here dressed as Joe Biden just made the best Biden face, fuck yase
10:07 "If John McCain died", holy crap
10:08 Biden name dropped Bush Doctrine
10:09 Palin: "What do you expect, a team of mavericks!" ~wink~
10:10 Palin: take more of my money and income tax and business tax, increase taxes and ultimately kill jobs
10:10 Biden spends a lot of time in Home Depot?
10:11 Walk with Biden is his neighborhood
10:11 Ryan O. : "It's like two rappers, trying to tell how their neighborhoods were really hard"
10:12 Palin: "God bless [Biden's wife], her reward is in heaven"
10:12 Also Palin said "shout out", eurgh. p.s. fuck NCLB
10:13 Ifill: "Everyone gets extra credit tonight"
10:13 Dang, Palin totally just burned Biden. Also, she just memorized some middle school social studies shit about the executive branch
10:16 Nice question, Ifill
10:16 Too bad Palin just completely whiffed it
10:16 Biden is just smug as fuck
10:17 Biden just laid down the sickest burn on Cheney, you wouldn't even believe it
10:18 Governor of a huge energy producing state [with a population lower than that of Boston]
10:18 Mentioned poor Trig
10:19 "America is a nation of exceptionalism"
10:20 Palin got the flag lapel pinniest flag pin
10:20 p.s. John McCain voted against the VAWA, also Biden has a dead wife and daughter
10:21 Biden choking up a little, aw dang
10:21 he NAILEd it
10:21 Ryan O. : "You can't really follow up man tears with anything"
10:22 Palin: Palin, Romney, Lieberman and Guiliani have come from a "diverse background"
10:23 Biden: "[John McCain] has not been a maverick on things that matter in people's lives"
10:24 Biden: "Maverick he is not, on things that matter at the kitchen table"
10:24 Biden: changed his views on judicial appointments, Robert Bork namedrop
10:25 OH NO BIDEN NAMED A SUPREME COURT CASE
10:25 Palin: "On the major principle things, no, there isn't anything I've had to compromise on, up there in Alaska"
10:27 So is "pie partisanship" a real thing from somewhere, or did that just jump into my head for no reason?
10:28 "Track record", rofl
10:29 Palin: "I like being able to answer these tough questions", mainstreme media, purestrain gold, etc.
10:30 Palin: "I know what the hurts are"
10:30 Palin: "Back in the day, when men and women were free" wtf? I was patting the dog and wasn't paying attention
10:31 Biden: "Look folks"
10:31 Katherine: "Is she undressing the cameraman with her eyes?"
10:31 Palin, on a live mike "It wasn't that hard!!!!"
10:34 hay everyone call (202) 628-0205 and support RON PAWL. or Kucinich, whatever

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  • 44 comments

[info]lizzabette

October 3 2008, 01:15:18 UTC 3 years ago

YOU CAN TELL WHEN SHE'S ON SCRIPT!!!!

[info]unsi_sempai

October 3 2008, 01:20:09 UTC 3 years ago

oh hell yes

[info]lizzabette

October 3 2008, 01:31:31 UTC 3 years ago

Hahaha!

CBS interview!!!!

[info]lizzabette

October 3 2008, 01:38:29 UTC 3 years ago

Ahahaha! "Some of my best friends are gay"

[info]nekobrookes

October 3 2008, 01:57:14 UTC 3 years ago

there have been big blenders in this administration?

she is so smiley

This is fun, I keep refreshing the page! :)

[info]lizzabette

October 3 2008, 01:58:09 UTC 3 years ago

Ummm, Kim Jong Il has a bomb. It was a shitty bomb that didn't work, and he might be secretly dead, but still.

[info]unsi_sempai

October 3 2008, 02:05:51 UTC 3 years ago

Kim Jong Ill

[info]nekobrookes

October 3 2008, 02:13:25 UTC 3 years ago

so joe whaddya no doggone it dang it all well call me a monkey's uncle

She's like "Deputy Dawg".

[info]unsi_sempai

October 3 2008, 02:15:01 UTC 3 years ago

OH GOSH GOLLY DONCHA KNOW

[info]blaueteufelin

October 3 2008, 02:22:31 UTC 3 years ago

She sure managed to cram a lot of cliched colloquialisms in that one sentence.

[info]lintila

October 3 2008, 02:27:51 UTC 3 years ago

OMG I am so full of rage and alcohol...but mostly rage. She's seriously getting on my nerves not answering any of the questions and just going round and round gosh golly darn it. >.<

[info]unsi_sempai

October 3 2008, 02:28:22 UTC 3 years ago

what kinda beer did you pick up?

[info]lintila

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[info]lintila

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[info]elahadrun

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[info]lintila

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[info]lintila

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[info]uncleernie50

October 3 2008, 02:40:10 UTC 3 years ago

DUDE... you missed "I agree with the Cheney tactic of moving forward the constitutional bounds of the VP office"

[info]unsi_sempai

October 3 2008, 03:46:41 UTC 3 years ago

hey I kinda mentioned Cheney

c'mon, I was drinking a bunch and also there was a dog to pat

[info]librarybrandy

October 3 2008, 03:37:33 UTC 3 years ago

Ms. Palin, could you please tell us what state you hail from? Because I don't think you've mentioned it EIGHTY-SEVEN TIMES.

Is Alaska kicking her a dime for every time she references it?


She managed to not fall off the stage. Several pundits are putting her in the "win" column as a result. errrggggggggh.

[info]unsi_sempai

October 3 2008, 03:47:33 UTC 3 years ago

See, there's ANOTHER America's Next Top Model parallel I can draw. I like two things: ANTM and politics. They both have the same level of realism. OH SNAP

[info]tragic_ohara

October 3 2008, 03:47:54 UTC 3 years ago

Fuck Sarah Palin. I'm saying it because no one else will! Fuck her. She's a violent dipshit.

[info]unsi_sempai

October 3 2008, 03:52:33 UTC 3 years ago

I DON'T LIKE HER

[info]ambermoone

3 years ago

[info]worthididnity

October 3 2008, 13:49:27 UTC 3 years ago

When Joe was going aftern McCain, the effect was uneven. But when Joe was talking about himself, his experience, his story, his understanding of the Vice Presidency and the vision he shares with Barack, he was untouchable.

The pundit-equation immediately after the fact seemed to be because no one loused up really bad, and Palin was expected to louse up worse, therefore, it was either a draw or a win for Palin. But no one's talking about whether either of them did well, as opposed to not-horribly. Biden had me on my feet 3-4 times (a federal politician staking out a real moral imperative on Sudan? wtf?). And as mentioned by Ryan O. above, Joe's tearful moment of autobiography just shut the door on Palin - from then on, it was his debate and she was just hanging around trying to look folksy.

(n.b.: a Bosniak is a Bosnian Muslim.)

[info]lizzabette

October 3 2008, 13:56:44 UTC 3 years ago

We were wondering about the word "Bosniak," and I thought it was probably a particular population within Bosnia. Now I have learned something from you and Joe Biden. Meanwhile, I have still learned nothing new about Sarah Palin and really wanted to throw some of our fresh-made apple pie at her.

[info]drenormous

3 years ago

[info]unsi_sempai

October 3 2008, 14:15:30 UTC 3 years ago

Well dang, I thought he just tripped up. Thanks for the info!

[info]charlequin

October 3 2008, 15:55:41 UTC 3 years ago

I think exactly this is reflected in most of the voter polling on the debate (as opposed to asking the pundits what they thought.) Biden outscored Palin in numbers approaching 2:1 in three different spot polls of undecideds or overall voters immediately after the debate, and on CNN's dumbass "live tracker" thing he apparently kept spiking up to pretty high points whenever he talked convincingly about his experience (and especially when he talked about his time as a single father.)

[info]cardiganologist

October 3 2008, 19:15:00 UTC 3 years ago

Hai, I found this on the interwebs.

[info]unsi_sempai

October 3 2008, 19:55:27 UTC 3 years ago

hahaha, I was going to post that

Also, this terrifying gif of Palin being "folksy"



GOSH GOLLY GEE WHIZ

[info]tragic_ohara

October 3 2008, 20:02:09 UTC 3 years ago

She really did pad out like half her answers with "he's a maverick," it was something else
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